I used single letters because I'm lazy.
a = it is saturdayIf any of the below are true then I highly recommend that you don't follow me (or even acknowledge my existence), it will save time in the long run. Chances are you'll hate me and I'll hate you back. Plus you're ugly and stupid.
If you hate or don't understand sarcasm & irony.
If you get offended easily and like to preach when this happens.
If you can't take a joke, even one that cuts deep. (or at the very least turn a blind eye)
If you dislike cruel and/or 'sick' varieties of humor. (or at the very least can't turn a blind eye)
If you are partial to political correctness.
If you are a creationist
If you believe in Biblical literalism
If you condone violence in any way for reasons of faith
If you think I'm sexist for any of the following reasons:
I say "hey guys" to groups containing both sexes
I sometimes use the word man as a synonym for all kinds of human
I compliment a womans appearance if I'm friends with her and I feel like it.
I make sexist jokes.